The Shirt: This shirt is not a lie, I promise. For advertising your love of Portal, Valve and all things cake, try this awesome Aperture Science t-shirt. Be careful about actually volunteering though, rumor has it they’ve been having some IT trouble lately…
Payment: Sold via Snorgtees, who accepts Paypal and all major credit cards.
Styles: Available in Men’s and Women’s S-XL.